Cosmo sex tip #84739
potatofuzz: As you take off their pants, whisper “purification in progress”
bigmamag: drtoilette: chaniatreides: starfleetgrad: The Trek fandom is basically the original series crew running around the ship drunk like in “The Naked Time.” I think you’re right.
theonyx: pelicannot: sometimes i just want to put on my cosplays and take pictures but i’m afraid someone will walk in and it’ll just be like THAT IMAGE IS THE PERFECT DESCRIPTION OF THIS
tilthat: TIL that in America, Japanese “Hibachi” steakhouses actually use Teppanyaki grills; a Hibachi is a small, charcoal-burning bowl. via http://bit.ly/120ik0p
laughfloor: Allow me to remind you about...
shonilane: str8nochaser: queen-dandelion: another thing is this loose pussy myth having a lot of sex does not make you loose it can actually make them tighter because you are working them out (hopefully) like any other muscle group in your body do your kegels and fuck and have fun Jordan for president. For those of you who don’t understand how this works.
jawnn-locked: thatcrazywhoviangirl: narcaine: nippled: contact your doctor to see if tumblr is the right website for you but there’s so many to choose from 11 out of 11 Doctors recommend tumblr Excuse me.
1atula: elsenliberator: Pros to naming your future child “Yeehaw”: You get to have a kid named fucking Yeehaw Cons: absolutely no drawbacks name your kid Yeehaw also a pro: being able to angrily yell yeehaw at the top of your lungs in public places whenever your child misbehaves
loki-cat: panickyintheuk: stuffimgoingtohellfor: loki-cat: bandgeekingout: loki-cat: falakalak: loki-cat: robert has the best smile out of the whole avengers cast i’m sorry I can’t hear you over his glorious smile are you sure you’re willing to play this game? I am very sure That this game Is already lost oh so we’re going pg-13 now? hmm too...
berepah: mskneesocks: you’re the only one who understands me google i tried to scroll past i really did
tilthat: TIL that in Japan there is something called “Forest bathing” that involves taking long walks in the forest and “is regarded as being similar to natural aromatherapy via http://bit.ly/10mlbO9
chris-noth: today on the bus all the little middle schoolers were talking and one of them was like “can we stop arguing about the bass?” AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AT THE EXACT SAME TIME SAID “JUST DROP IT” AND STARTED WUBBING IM LAUGHING FOR FIVE HUNDRED YEARs.
How Supernatural Should End:
consultingdemon: jeric-kripke: SCENE FADE CUE MUSIC
me: *gets out of shower*
*wraps towel around head*
me: PRINCE ALI FABULOUS IS HE ALI ABABWAAAAAAA
tilthat: TIL Stephen Sondheim, write of West Side Story, Sweeney Todd, etc. considers the movie “South Park: Bigger, Longer, an Uncut” one of the best MUSICALS of our generation. via http://bit.ly/191BdQD
wickedlydeeper: sariandra: z1c: being 20+ on tumblr Being 30+ on Tumblr I’ve been waiting for this.
fantastic-tardis: i-o-u-an-assbutt: iamaproudsuperwholockian: counting-to-one-hundred: APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO CBC NEWS TUMBLR IS KNOWN FOR “Foul language and nude photos” REALLY? THATS ALL? WHY NOT THE AMAZING ARTISTS? THE SOCIAL JUSTICE? EVEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS ON THE SO CALLED “HIPSTER BLOGS” WE ARE MORE THAN JUST FOUL LANGUAGE AND NUDE PHOTOS. WE ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT Are we? ...